Woofer
Boss: Do you ever watch Cougar Town?
Me: Uhh. No. But I think I've caught a few minutes of it before.
Boss: You know there's that Latin actress... she's got an 18 year-old son!
Me: Really? Huh. [annoyed that we're having this conversation]
Boss: I know. She doesn't look old enough to have an 18 year-old.
Me: Nope. [really annoyed we're having this conversation]
Boss: She said she was pregnant when Scarface was the hot movie, so she named him Manolo.
Me: Like Blahnik?! [no longer annoyed]
Boss: What?
Me: Nothing. [annoyed again]
Boss: That was back when Michelle was hot.
Me: Yeah, where's she been?
Boss: I don't know... the last thing I saw her in was that woofer movie with Clooney.
Me: A dog movie?
Boss: No. Like it sucked. Woofer.
Me: Oh... woofer... who knows...
Boss: It was like 1990... it was about... feelings.
Me: Oh, One Fine Day.
