Shocking, I Know
I must be the only person on planet Earth who could not give TWO SHITS that Apple has come out with some other effing “oh my god, you can’t live without this” latest i-thingy. I’m told it’s some fancy fast phone that can take your temperature and get you dates. Seriously, I’d care a helluva lot more if you said we’d finally figured out a way to domesticate river otters. Having a pet river otter would make life worth living and you know it.
Sincerely,
Sally B.
