Let me tell you why this week CAN SUCK IT
- Many doctors who have only negative, unfriendly things to say about how you manage your life. And by that I mean diet/ exercise/ alcohol intake.
- Throwing your back out while scrubbing your fish bowl.
- Having to clean the fish bowl again the next morning after the fish kicks the bucket overnight.
- Rain, humidity, rain.
- Flailing, sweating, flailing to get BandAids on the places where one of the evil doctors cut you while saying he was just making sure that all the times you fried your skin under the Florida sun, or in the human microwave tanning bed, didn’t give you skin cancer at 26.
If next week isn’t an improvement, I’m moving to Fiji.
Sincerely,
Sally B.
