We like to fight over a toddler that isn't ours
Me: I talked to the birthday boy today!
Mom: YOU DID?!?!
Me: I did. What? Didn't you?!
Mom: No, but I'm going to, and he's going to say my name and that he misses me the most.
Me: Fine, but I'll have you remember whose name he said first, and repeatedly, over Christmas.
Mom: Oh, shut up.
