I’m not sure if you know this, but I’m sick to death of all this… kindness. Napkin Jesus NOTES in my lunch?! What’s next… a “Thanks for being you” scribbling on my mirror?! A… HUG?! No, sir. This roommate has got. to. go.
Sincerely,
Sally B.
Sally B. is a nickname my uncle gave me. It's how I'd sign all my notes, cards, Highlights artwork and my My Little Pony collection. It was cute when I was 8. So sue me if I'd like to go back to a time when coloring, jelly shoes and Easy Bake Ovens were in.