She's so proud of us.
Me: Ugh, [the middle] was taller than me today.
The middle: You got that right. Even though these shoes are now ruined.
Me: I hate when I'm shorter than everyone else.
Mom: You should have worn heels.
Me: Well, yeah, but I wore these boots because I didn't want to sink in the grass and ruin my heels like she did.
Mom: What... it's just like homecoming court... on the grass...
Me: Yeah, I wouldn't know anything about that.
The middle: Seriously? Thanks, mom.
Mom: Well, I'm sorry that your sister [the baby] majored in popular while you two were busy making grade.
