![Next time, I’m flashing them a boob in exchange for some of that chicken.
Coworker: Wait, stop. WHAT is that smell?! It’s amazing. We need to eat there! [Looking around.]
Me: Mmm, yeah, I like! It smells amazing. Mmmm. [Now I’m looking around.] It’s got to be coming from the new cafeteria [50 feet behind us].
Coworker: Oh, nope. Look. [Pointing behind the fence.] It’s actually just the Mexican construction workers cooking their lunch over an open flame on the site. Never mind. Let’s just go to Chick-fil-A.
Sincerely,
Sally B.](http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kwb4oh9Ebk1qa44x0o1_500.jpg)
Next time, I’m flashing them a boob in exchange for some of that chicken.
Coworker: Wait, stop. WHAT is that smell?! It’s amazing. We need to eat there! [Looking around.]
Me: Mmm, yeah, I like! It smells amazing. Mmmm. [Now I’m looking around.] It’s got to be coming from the new cafeteria [50 feet behind us].
Coworker: Oh, nope. Look. [Pointing behind the fence.] It’s actually just the Mexican construction workers cooking their lunch over an open flame on the site. Never mind. Let’s just go to Chick-fil-A.
Sincerely,
Sally B.
