Sincerely, Sally B.
Who's the Boss
Boss: [last name]
Me: What?
Boss: [last name], why don't you run on down to [the big boss's] office and grab me a mint off his desk.
Me: Are you serious?
Boss: What... why?
Me: HELL NO! I'm not going to get caught pulling that move for you. No way. I've got a reputation to uphold.
Boss: Well ... [sulks/ pouts/ hangs head] ... thanks. a. lot.