Sincerely, Sally B.
Do you have one that sings in English?

Mom, to the sales person at the Georgia Aquarium gift shop, while debating the purchase of a stuffed penguin that sings Feliz Navidad.

Don’t even bother trying to tell her that Feliz Navidad IS in English. And, no, singing it to her won’t help either.

Sincerely,

Sally B.