Were you curious where I got this mouth?
Me: Hey, is mom there?
Dad: Yes, but she's tossing the salad right now.
Me: Ok, just have her call me back.
Dad: Ok, after dinner... Dane's here.
Me: Who?
Dad: Dane.
Me: Oh, I didn't know he was coming over.
Dad: ... sorry... I guess I forgot to update my Face Page...
Me: [speechless]
