It's a man's world.
Me: Hey, Daddy! I was just wondering if you were going to the Laniers' daughter's wedding tonight?
Dad: Nope [slurping noises]. I'm afraid we're not. Whatchu doing?
Me: Ehh, just driving home. So, what are you doing tonight then?
Dad: Well, I'm sitting down here... in the basement... drinking eggnog... and watching the tube. Clint Eastwood is about to shoot 'em up.
Me: Uhh, you by yourself?
Dad: Nope. Dogs are with me.
Me: Ok... where's mom?
Dad: [long sigh] Shopping. With. Your sister.
Me: Right. Gotcha. Ok, well enjoy your man time.
Dad: Yep. Will do, sweetie. [hangs up]
Me: [to myself] He needs grandsons. Bad.
