I saw something today. It was so …horrific, so frightful… that I could not bring myself to take a photo of it with my berry. It was… macaroni and cheese pizza. I… know. I KNOW. It was terrible. Just awful. But, there’s more. People were… eating it. And… I was one of them.

I had to!

When your boss gives you a coupon to a free lunch buffet at Cici’s Pizza that he won in a road race for being first in his age group, you just accept it. You act grateful. Because you are grateful, damnit! Because he’s your boss! Because he’s old enough to be your father and he was generous to offer to share his prize with you. So you go, and you eat that awful macaroni and cheese pizza. And you shut the hell up and enjoy it.

But… don’t let it happen again.

Sincerely,

Sally B.