I had a dream you ate McDonald’s and I yelled at you.
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The Baby When you’re a diabetic with food-related allergies, everyone assumes you are also a moronic child who eats only Little Debbie snack cakes, McRib sandwiches and beef jerky at every meal. When your family members are neurotic, they dream that you are eating only Little Debbie snack cakes, McRib sandwiches and beef jerky at every meal. Sincerely, Sally B. |
