I'm one hell of a good influence.
Me: "I heard you went on a date with Aaron Eckhart recently? I just have one question... was there penetration?" Bahahaha!!!
The baby: WHAT in the hell are you talking about?!
Me: Are you not watching Chelsea Lately?!
The baby: No, I've been running around all day and am just now going home.
Me: Oh, never mind... it was hysterical. She's interviewing Molly Sims and asking her the MOST inappropriate questions about her dating or not dating Aaron Eckhart and him being Mormon.
The baby: I loooovvvve her. It's on my bucket list to go see her...
Me: Wait, why do you have a bucket list?! You're 21!
The baby: Yeah, but you never know what could happen!
Me: Oh. Right.
