Shoeless joes
Me: Hey, did you know that there's this... trend... where people just go around barefoot?!
Mom: Whaaaattt?!
Me: I know. It's completely disturbing. It's like, they've got somewhere to be and they just go there... wherever... but with no shoes on.
Mom: I don't understand.
Me: I knooooow. But that's how kids are these days. I just saw one of them walking around on campus, and I'm pretty sure he saw me staring at him. But it's raining and 59 degress outside right now! Which is basically freezing to these Alabamians.
Mom: WELL, I can tell you that I will NOT be participating in that trend. I will NOT be joining that Facebook group.
Me: Atta way, mom. That'll really teach those trendsters a lesson.
