Sincerely, Sally B.
Somebody’s a comedian. 
I’m either the vicitim of a lame prank or a pyramid scheme to have ended up on this fine publication’s mailing list.
Sincerely,
Sally B.

Somebody’s a comedian.

I’m either the vicitim of a lame prank or a pyramid scheme to have ended up on this fine publication’s mailing list.

Sincerely,

Sally B.