Symptoms: Long weekend with old friends, zero sleep, excessive alcohol, shenanigans, cold weather, wild dance. Diagnosis: A case of the Mondays
Roommate: Is it bad that I was wishing I would get really sick quickly so I could just go home and lay on the couch?
Me: It offends me that you have to ask. I've been trying to figure out how to fake an accidental yet mild head injury all morning.
