Take that, flu.
His flu shot nurse [to my boss]: Are you allergic to anything?
Me: He's allergic to the sound of my voice.
Boss: Yeah, but there's nothing she can give me for that.
Me: Touche, old man. Stick him in the right arm.
My flu shot nurse [sticks me in the arm]: Sorry, I know that stings.
Me: Not as much as when I get fired for being a smart ass.
