The Baby has already cost me hundreds of $ by merely dropping her phone and looking to pick it up and hitting a curb.
So, prepare yourselves: if you call me from your car, I will fuss at you and hang up. If I am with you and see you using your device (while driving) I will make you stop and I will drive. If you argue with me, then plan on letting me out and I will walk.
I will make an ass of myself if it means protecting you. And by the way, if you are in an accident, and the insurance company can prove (and it is easy) that your phone was being used at the time of the accident, they can deny paying a claim, and will not protect you if sued.
Love,
Daddy
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My father should not be allowed to read the New York Times. It makes him very serious/ insane. Who wants to bet he sent this from his Blackberry in the car? Sincerely, Sally B. |
