Sincerely, Sally B., This is why you're fat.

Finally, an explanation.

Sincerely,

Sally B.

Sally B. is a nickname my uncle gave me. It's how I'd sign all my notes, cards, Highlights artwork and my My Little Pony collection. It was cute when I was 8. So sue me if I'd like to go back to a time when coloring, jelly shoes and Easy Bake Ovens were in. sally@sincerelysallyb.com