My friends are better than your friends
Why?
Because when I emailed this story around this morning, here’s what I got back:
“Um, this is what I use. So, how good are you at building diaper cakes?
“Worst. mistake. ever.”
“Whoopsies.”
“Well thank god I use the time honored pull out method! Oh just kidding - we all know I’m celibate.”
Real grownups care about news about a contraceptive recall.
Sincerely,
Sally B.