Sincerely, Sally B.
My friends are better than your friends

Why? 

Because when I emailed this story around this morning, here’s what I got back:

Um, this is what I use. So, how good are you at building diaper cakes?

Worst. mistake. ever.”

“Whoopsies.”

Well thank god I use the time honored pull out method! Oh just kidding - we all know I’m celibate.” 

Real grownups care about news about a contraceptive recall. 

Sincerely, 

Sally B.