Sincerely, Sally B.

Shout Out of the Day

Heeeyooo, Ron time! His videos are good for your brain. The FDA says so. Love Paul on the harmonies/ guitar.

Sincerely,

Sally B.

Ron Pope
Somebody That I Used To Know (Gotye Cover)

Of course I was going to. Loving Mason’s cameo - so serious! Enjoy & spread the loooove :]

Good Old War, “Calling Me Names”

Confession: I’m a name caller.

Sincerely,

Sally B.

Number 2

My favorite oldest cousin, her husband and this guy are welcoming a baby brother to the family today! I haven’t been this excited about the birth of a boy child since… you know, the first time they did this.

As of this second Number 2 doesn’t have a name. But thanks to this blog, you know what I mean when I say that you can bet he’s going to have one hell of a nickname.

Sincerely,

Sally B.

Rant of the Day, Continued: And don't call me Shirley »

Shirley Maclaine to join cast of Downton Abbey

Just when you think things can’t get any worse…

Eighty-seven percent of why I am obsessed with Steel Magnolias is because of Shirley Maclaine. I’m going to start kicking puppies if I don’t watch this soon. And Shirley will not be pleased about that.

P.S. The other 13 percent is Olympia Dukakis.

Sincerely,

Sally B.

Rant of the Day

SON OF A BITCH. Work is getting in the way of my hobbies, and I won’t have it.

Every damn person on this planet is watching Downton Abbey EXCEPT ME. I’m the asshole who secretly watches AB FAB reruns and shit like this and this, so I’m not OK being on the outs of this year’s breakout British series.

To make up for it, I’ve been walking around here for weeks just tossing a British accent into everyday conversation like it’s completely normal.

I mean it is. Until it isn’t.

People are starting to think I’m nuts, so I have to offer some crack-ass explanation about my ancestors being Welsh.

These idiots aren’t buying it.

The only reasonable solution is that I take a personal day to catch up on television.

Sincerely,

Sally B.

Yoga. Yoge. Yogi.

I’m not sure how to tell you this… but I’ve been going to yoga… and I love it. But there is an inverse relationship to my loving something and being good at it.

Except for drinking. Except for that.

Sincerely,

Sally B.

I used to tell people that my name was Sally J. Freedman. »

I’m not sorry.

Sincerely,

Sally B.

SEE, SUGAR IS IMPORTANT! »

I told you so.

Sincerely,

Sally B.

GPOYW - I Stepped on the Scale This Morning edition

Sincerely,

Sally B.

We've got a name for you, too.

boss: I had lunch with [redacted].
me: You mean your little bitch? 
boss: Yep.

Sans sucre

Borch: What do you do while the rest of us drink and eat junk food?

Me: I have sugar-coated wet dreams about cupcakes and champagne.

meredithbklyn:

simplyjess:

smallnmighty:

Make your own Mimosa Bar. Note to self for the thousand of upcoming bridal showers.

Ohhh I like this… good call Mal!

yummm

Sweet baby Jesus. This is about to put me over the sugar-free edge today.

P.S. You call it a bridal shower. I just call it Thursday.

Sincerely,

Sally B.

Fridays are for animals that are rappers.

Sincerely,

Sally B.

Progeny

HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO MAKE THE CASE FOR A BIRTH LICENSE.

Sincerely,

Honey Boo-boo Child… Sally B.

The Year of Ridiculous - Get Your Ass Moving

Looks like I’m back to gym ratting it again…

Fuck balls.

Sincerely,

Sally B.