Sincerely, Sally B.

May 30

“What is Jagermeister?” —

the boss

Why, God?! 

Sincerely, 

Sally B. 

May 29

W.W.P.O.D. -

Peggy Olson is my spirit animal. 

Sincerely, 

Sally B. 

May 25

[video]

May 24

Charles Kelley Doppelganger

Charles Kelley, Lady Antebellum’s lead male vocalist and brother to Katherine Heigel’s husband, has been working out at my gym. 

I swear it’s him.

Tall and scruffy and slightly resembling Ryan Gosling from that part in The Notebook with all the swans. I’ve almost humiliated injured myself on more than one occasion trying to take a stealthy pic with my phone. 

I’m about THIS CLOSE to breaking into “I Run to You” whenever he’s next to me on the treadmill. And if I bump into him in the free weights area again, I’m definitely going to give him some, “Hey, I’m just lookin’ for a good time.”

It’s just going to happen; I’m sure of it.

And if it’s not him, then I’m a monkey’s uncle… I was wrong this one other time, so I suppose it’s possible. 

Sincerely, 

Sally B. 

Memos/ weapons

• me: This whole ___ situation is making me completely RED ZONE. I can't even look at it...why didn't they send out a memo about this forever ago, like before they started?
• boss: Probably because they thought that you'd bring a gun to work if you knew.
• me: Seriously, they send out memos every other day about much less... but you're probably right about the gun.

May 23

[video]

May 21

“Ms. ——, What’s Jesus’ last name?” —

one of the baby’s students

Kids say the darndest things about Jesus. 

Sincerely,

Sally B.  

May 18

The story of my people. 

Sincerely, 

Sally B. 

May 11

Today on the Internet, Jon Hamm will play the role of a grown ass man who offers obscure and relatively creepy relationship advice -

And somehow, he is still completely sexy. 

Sincerely, 

Sally B. 

“Is anybody feeling this?! …Sally, I can always count on you for some moaning and groaning!” —

Robin, Body Pump trainer

Damn it, Robin… yes, I’m reliable that way. 

Sincerely, 

Sally B. 

[video]

May 09

“You know what I miss… ballpoint pens…” —

overheard at the office 

I told you. Certifiable.

Sincerely,

Sally B. 

May 04

Fridays are for channeling your inner bad ass. 

Sincerely, 

Sally B. 

[video]