What is Jagermeister? —
the boss
Why, God?!
Sincerely,
Sally B.
Peggy Olson is my spirit animal.
Sincerely,
Sally B.
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Charles Kelley Doppelganger
Charles Kelley, Lady Antebellum’s lead male vocalist and brother to Katherine Heigel’s husband, has been working out at my gym.
I swear it’s him.
Tall and scruffy and slightly resembling Ryan Gosling from that part in The Notebook with all the swans. I’ve almost humiliated injured myself on more than one occasion trying to take a stealthy pic with my phone.
I’m about THIS CLOSE to breaking into “I Run to You” whenever he’s next to me on the treadmill. And if I bump into him in the free weights area again, I’m definitely going to give him some, “Hey, I’m just lookin’ for a good time.”
It’s just going to happen; I’m sure of it.
And if it’s not him, then I’m a monkey’s uncle… I was wrong this one other time, so I suppose it’s possible.
Sincerely,
Sally B.
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Ms. ——, What’s Jesus’ last name? —
one of the baby’s students
Kids say the darndest things about Jesus.
Sincerely,
Sally B.
The story of my people.
Sincerely,
Sally B.
And somehow, he is still completely sexy.
Sincerely,
Sally B.
Is anybody feeling this?! …Sally, I can always count on you for some moaning and groaning! —
Robin, Body Pump trainer
Damn it, Robin… yes, I’m reliable that way.
Sincerely,
Sally B.
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You know what I miss… ballpoint pens… —
overheard at the office
I told you. Certifiable.
Sincerely,
Sally B.
Fridays are for channeling your inner bad ass.
Sincerely,
Sally B.
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