February 2012
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Release Date/Track Listing
jhnmyr: 5/22/12 1. Queen of California 2. The Age of Worry 3. Shadow Days 4. Speak for Me 5. Something Like Olivia 6. Born and Raised 7. If I Ever Get Around To Living 8. Love is a Verb 9.  Walt Grace’s Submarine Test, January 1967 10. Whisky, Whisky, Whisky 11. A Face To Call Home 12. Born and Raised (Reprise) Johnny-come-lately he isn’t I heard “Shadow Days” on...
Feb 28th
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Feb 27th
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Feb 23rd
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Feb 22nd
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Feb 22nd
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“You almost hit me in the wine glass!”
– mom Because it is literally an extension of her hand. Sincerely,  Sally B. 
Feb 21st
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“Lemme call you back, that’s my client calling… the one who thinks...”
– the lawyer If only I had known that lawyering could be this entertaining… Sincerely,  Sally B.
Feb 21st
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Feb 16th
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“I had a little hack before I started smoking. But the smoke is like exercise, it...”
– boss His logic. Oh, his logic. Sincerely,  Sally B. 
Feb 13th
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Feb 13th
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Feb 12th
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Feb 10th
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This means war
coworker: There has been a guy crouched down outside my window holding 2 nurf guns for the past 5 minutes.
me: OH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD. They were all over the concourse the other day. Apparently this is the new thing, campus nerf wars... I hate that I know that.
Feb 10th
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Breaking up with Blackberry
boss: I got my iPhone today...
me: No. Absolutely not.
boss: What?
me: I will not help you set it up, learn to use it or find your contacts.
boss: You're relentless.
Feb 8th
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This is a lot of rules... I will stick to number 3... →
P.S. Word of the Day: “diabesity” Sincerely,  Sally B. 
Feb 8th
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The Red President
boss: Name a communist country... North Korea.
me: Cuba... and China
boss: China isn't a communist country anymore.
me: Sure it is... Ok, fine.
boss: You can be a bastard without being a communist. Just look at Obama.
me: You went there.
Feb 7th
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Feb 6th
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“Oh, and can we talk about the fact that Liam Neeson was THROWN CLEAR OUT OF THE...”
– she’s not going to let this one go Sincerely,  Sally B. 
Feb 6th
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Feb 6th
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Feb 3rd
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My friends are better than your friends
Why?  Because when I emailed this story around this morning, here’s what I got back: “Um, this is what I use. So, how good are you at building diaper cakes? “Worst. mistake. ever.” “Whoopsies.” “Well thank god I use the time honored pull out method! Oh just kidding - we all know I’m celibate.”  Real grownups care about news about a...
Feb 1st
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“Sorry I missed your call. I drank some Riesling and passed out on the sofa. Damn...”
–  my lawyer is good at text messages Also, she has strong opinions on American film and Bama fans. Sincerely,  Sally B. 
Feb 1st
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