December 2011
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“What should I put as a title for this thing… ‘just get ready for...”
– the middle If I knew that getting her hired after grad school could be this entertaining, I’d have started helping with her cover letter and resume months ago. As the baby says, you can always just say “Get ready… I’m coming for ya!” Sincerely, Sally B.
Dec 22nd
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It's amazing
theotherjen: how someone can be a “vice president of communications” and not know how to write a coherent sentence. And to this I simply offer… Amen.  Sincerely,  Sally B. 
Dec 9th
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Anonymous asked: I have nothing to ask. But I came across your blog and find it adorable. I too went to Auburn (graduated in 2004) and live in Atlanta. I love your writing style. So fun and a good read at work. And work has yet to figure out that sometimes your blog is inappropriate for work. HA Keep writing. You are a really good write and story teller.

Courtney Cochran
Dec 9th
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“He can do whatever he wants. I’m packing on Sunday… but when he...”
– overheard at the office It’s the most wonderful time of the year here on Mars. Sincerely, Sally B.
Dec 9th
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Giving up the (protective) gun ...sort of
I am not the sort of woman who goes around rescuing people. I am a miserable hero. Just last month, some kid on a bike flipped himself over the hood of my car. I kept on driving, only after peering out my window to be sure there wasn’t any blood on my windshield.  It wasn’t always this way: I used to be the conquering hero of my family. When my sisters were little, I would fearlessly...
Dec 9th
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My So-Called Life: Where are they now →
REACTION:  And then I promptly loose my shit and aggressively email this link to all those who mocked me for recording every episode on Sundance Channel this summer.  I won’t even hear it - you know you love it.  Sincerely,  Sally B. 
Dec 7th
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Happy 30th Birthday to Britney Spears →
Today on “Not That Innocent” … Fridays are for hating how much I love celebri-culture. Sincerely,  Sally B. 
Dec 3rd
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Dec 1st
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Just as I lose all hope and faith in this world...... →
Cousins are for keeping. Sincerely,  Sally B.  
Dec 1st