June 2010
5 posts
“One of my kids peed in the sink today. Do you know what I made her do? CLEAN...”
– the baby
She’s very serious about becoming an educator.
Sincerely,
Sally B.
Woofer
Boss: Do you ever watch Cougar Town?
Me: Uhh. No. But I think I've caught a few minutes of it before.
Boss: You know there's that Latin actress... she's got an 18 year-old son!
Me: Really? Huh. [annoyed that we're having this conversation]
Boss: I know. She doesn't look old enough to have an 18 year-old.
Me: Nope. [really annoyed we're having this conversation]
Boss: She said she was pregnant when Scarface was the hot movie, so she named him Manolo.
Me: Like Blahnik?! [no longer annoyed]
Boss: What?
Me: Nothing. [annoyed again]
Boss: That was back when Michelle was hot.
Me: Yeah, where's she been?
Boss: I don't know... the last thing I saw her in was that woofer movie with Clooney.
Me: A dog movie?
Boss: No. Like it sucked. Woofer.
Me: Oh... woofer... who knows...
Boss: It was like 1990... it was about... feelings.
Me: Oh, One Fine Day.
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Shocking, I Know
I must be the only person on planet Earth who could not give TWO SHITS that Apple has come out with some other effing “oh my god, you can’t live without this” latest i-thingy. I’m told it’s some fancy fast phone that can take your temperature and get you dates. Seriously, I’d care a helluva lot more if you said we’d finally figured out a way to domesticate...
natinthe asked: in tears. welcome back. i love you. that is all.
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It's Time
It’s time… It’s time to talk about it. It’s time to talk about it here. Because I miss coming here. I miss this stupid little Internet space. And in total selfishness I want my life back.
Two months and 17 days ago, my father committed suicide. There are a lot of delicate ways to say it, but the hard truth is that he chose to end his life. I won’t ask you to...