December 2010
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“That baby Jesus and I got er done.”
– Mom, who passed her first math class since going back to school to complete her bachelor’s degree
It’s a Christmas miracle, y’all.
Sincerely,
Sally B.
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I TOLD you... →
Looks like Sherzinger gets to keep those poles.
Sincerely,
Sally B.
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“Blessed is the season which engages the whole world in a conspiracy of love.”
– Hamilton Wright Mabie
Sincerely,
Sally B.
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“Everyone that reads your blog, or just knows you, is one of your biggest...”
– my good, dear friend Frances knows just how to make my day… and make new words
Sincerely,
Sally B.
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Recipe for the perfect holiday movie
10 lbs of raw Christmas magic
1 old, fat guy in a red suit (may substitute for skinny attractive guy who magically becomes old and fat when he wears the red suit - see above)
2 parts seasonal effective disorder
equal parts loss and loneliness
1 part snow, add winter storms to taste
2 parts family conflict
fold in atrocious dialogue and Canadian accents
3-4 parts out of work actors (when in...
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True love
I love this blog for a lot of reasons. Mostly, it’s MINE. I do with it what I want: write what I want, say what I want, post what I want. Even curse when I want. Motherfucker. See. I’m in charge. I obviously hate control.
To that end, I exercise all of my social networking irresponsibility on this blog, because I can remain mostly anonymous. I work for a state institution and I...
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WatchMerry Christmas from Alabama
Our neighbors decorated this year, so the roommate and I stopped to take a look. I felt like they were trying to send the neighborhood a Christmas message. And that message was, “Suck on it, Clark Griswold.”
Sincerely,
Sally B.
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Alexi Murdoch, “All My Days”
I think...
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Appointments
boss: I thought you had a dental deal.
me: Yeah, a dentist appointment. Tomorrow.
boss: Oh.
me: I'm impressed you remembered.
boss: Whatever.