May 2012
17 posts
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What is Jagermeister?
– the boss
Why, God?!
Sincerely,
Sally B.
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W.W.P.O.D. →
Peggy Olson is my spirit animal.
Sincerely,
Sally B.
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Memos/ weapons
me: This whole ___ situation is making me completely RED ZONE. I can't even look at it...why didn't they send out a memo about this forever ago, like before they started?
boss: Probably because they thought that you'd bring a gun to work if you knew.
me: Seriously, they send out memos every other day about much less... but you're probably right about the gun.
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Hump Day Message to the Universe
Sincerely,
Sally B.
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Ms. ——, What’s Jesus’ last name?
– one of the baby’s students
Kids say the darndest things about Jesus.
Sincerely,
Sally B.
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Today on the Internet, Jon Hamm will play the role... →
And somehow, he is still completely sexy.
Sincerely,
Sally B.
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Is anybody feeling this?! …Sally, I can always count on you for some...
– Robin, Body Pump trainer
Damn it, Robin… yes, I’m reliable that way.
Sincerely,
Sally B.
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You know what I miss… ballpoint pens…
– overheard at the office
I told you. Certifiable.
Sincerely,
Sally B.
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Can’t Stop Listening of the Day #2 “The Walk” by Mayer Hawthorne
Sincerely,
Sally B.
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Men don’t take the time to end things. They ignore you until you insist on a...
– Joan, “Mad Men”
Sincerely,
Sally B.
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April happened
I’ve been MIA lately, kids. There’s no way around it - April tried to make me her bitch. For the past 30 days I have:
ATL-NY-ATL-home-ATL
seen a lot of ponies in two states
been sunburned three times
tested my own patience and resolve to the limits
watched a window open and door close
sat in my eye doctor’s office no less than 4 times
worked four days in a row...
April 2012
14 posts
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Fridays are for guilty pleasure 80s rock ballads.
Sincerely,
Sally B.
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True American
Thomas Jefferson! 5! Lava! DRINK!
P.S. Who wants to join my league?
Sincerely,
Sally B.
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When in Rome... or Atlanta... →
Two things:
1. This is my new favorite.
2. Everything you see on this blog is real.
Sincerely,
Sally B.
Some experiences are best left in the sanctuaries where you first met them....
– Kara Vanderbijl
Yes. It’s about time, isn’t it…
Sincerely,
Sally B.
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Stream my new album BEFORE it comes out!!! →
ronpopemusic:
My new album “Atlanta” drops worldwide on iTunes TOMORROW, but you can stream it at AmericanSongwriter.com right now!
You heard it here first, kids.
Sincerely,
Sally B.
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Before you diagnose yourself with depression or low self esteem, first make sure...
– William Gibson (via catdad)
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Just because you live in the fattest state doesn’t mean you have to be the...
– the baby on living in Mississippi
Sincerely,
Sally B.
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People will forget how lost they are if they’re looking at something...
– occasionally, I say something worth remembering
Sincerely,
Sally B.
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Sea Of Shoes Blogger's Parents Gave Her 'Several... →
FOR FUCK’S SAKE.
Sincerely,
Sally B.
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March 2012
28 posts
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I am a man of few and simple words… like, ‘yes.’
– coworker
As you probably guessed, this guy is a workplace keeper.
Sincerely,
Sally B.
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The Beach
I have this dream where I’m on a beach, and I know it well.
The sun shines brighter here. The ocean is the color of my father’s eyes. I can feel the salt in the air. It sticks to my legs and arms, but I barely notice.
Down the beach, my parents are walking together, picking up shells, the waves crashing against their ankles. They seem like the kind of old friends who have known each...
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In my day, we didn’t have Twilight or The Hunger Games. We had Judy Blume...
– moi
Brought to you by “Sally B.’s Facts of Life.”
Sincerely,
Sally B.
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That’s why I came to Alabama, to get away from ‘the girl’...
– the boss on broken hearts
Sincerely,
Sally B.
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Hunger Games: WHY AM I JUST FINDING OUT THAT THEY... →
Highlands, North Carolina is one of my favorite places on the planet. I have loved it longer than I have loved champagne, so that’s saying something. I reference it, and the many adventures which have taken place there with my favorites, all the time on this blog. Now you know.
Sincerely,
Sally B.
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I FEEL LIKE I’M IN ROAD HOUSE!
– a comment from yours truly on the state of my workplace
If I’m being honest, it’s more like a combination of Road House, Romper Room and Pee-wee’s Playhouse.
Sincerely,
Sally B.
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On drink receptacles
me: Is this your mug [pink with polka dots]?!
boss: No, that's a girl mug! ...I'd have a murse before I'd have a girl mug.
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Oh, so this is a thing: Draping →
Of course it is.
Sincerely,
Sally B.
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I love it when you’re righteously indignant.
– boss
This is completely outrageous! I never in my life!
Sincerely,
Sally B.