May 2012
17 posts
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“What is Jagermeister?”
– the boss Why, God?!  Sincerely,  Sally B. 
May 30th
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W.W.P.O.D. →
Peggy Olson is my spirit animal.  Sincerely,  Sally B. 
May 29th
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May 25th
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May 24th
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Memos/ weapons
me: This whole ___ situation is making me completely RED ZONE. I can't even look at it...why didn't they send out a memo about this forever ago, like before they started?
boss: Probably because they thought that you'd bring a gun to work if you knew.
me: Seriously, they send out memos every other day about much less... but you're probably right about the gun.
May 24th
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Hump Day Message to the Universe Sincerely,  Sally B. 
May 23rd
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“Ms. ——, What’s Jesus’ last name?”
– one of the baby’s students Kids say the darndest things about Jesus.  Sincerely, Sally B.  
May 21st
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May 18th
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Today on the Internet, Jon Hamm will play the role... →
And somehow, he is still completely sexy.  Sincerely,  Sally B. 
May 11th
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“Is anybody feeling this?! …Sally, I can always count on you for some...”
– Robin, Body Pump trainer Damn it, Robin… yes, I’m reliable that way.  Sincerely,  Sally B. 
May 11th
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May 11th
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“You know what I miss… ballpoint pens…”
– overheard at the office  I told you. Certifiable. Sincerely, Sally B. 
May 9th
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May 4th
11 notes
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Can’t Stop Listening of the Day #2 “The Walk” by Mayer Hawthorne Sincerely,  Sally B. 
May 4th
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May 4th
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“Men don’t take the time to end things. They ignore you until you insist on a...”
– Joan, “Mad Men” Sincerely,  Sally B. 
May 2nd
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April happened
I’ve been MIA lately, kids. There’s no way around it - April tried to make me her bitch. For the past 30 days I have: ATL-NY-ATL-home-ATL seen a lot of ponies in two states been sunburned three times tested my own patience and resolve to the limits watched a window open and door close  sat in my eye doctor’s office no less than 4 times worked four days in a row...
May 2nd
April 2012
14 posts
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Fridays are for guilty pleasure 80s rock ballads.  Sincerely,  Sally B. 
Apr 27th
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True American Thomas Jefferson! 5! Lava! DRINK!  P.S. Who wants to join my league? Sincerely,  Sally B. 
Apr 27th
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When in Rome... or Atlanta... →
Two things:  1. This is my new favorite.  2. Everything you see on this blog is real.  Sincerely,  Sally B. 
Apr 26th
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“Some experiences are best left in the sanctuaries where you first met them....”
– Kara Vanderbijl Yes. It’s about time, isn’t it…  Sincerely,  Sally B. 
Apr 25th
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Apr 24th
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Apr 18th
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Stream my new album BEFORE it comes out!!!  →
ronpopemusic: My new album “Atlanta” drops worldwide on iTunes TOMORROW, but you can stream it at AmericanSongwriter.com right now! You heard it here first, kids.  Sincerely,  Sally B. 
Apr 16th
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Apr 13th
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“Before you diagnose yourself with depression or low self esteem, first make sure...”
– William Gibson (via catdad)
Apr 12th
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“Just because you live in the fattest state doesn’t mean you have to be the...”
– the baby on living in Mississippi  Sincerely,  Sally B. 
Apr 10th
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“People will forget how lost they are if they’re looking at something...”
– occasionally, I say something worth remembering Sincerely,  Sally B. 
Apr 9th
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Apr 8th
6 notes
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Sea Of Shoes Blogger's Parents Gave Her 'Several... →
FOR FUCK’S SAKE. Sincerely,  Sally B.
Apr 7th
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Apr 4th
1 note
March 2012
28 posts
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Mar 30th
“I am a man of few and simple words… like, ‘yes.’”
– coworker As you probably guessed, this guy is a workplace keeper. Sincerely,  Sally B. 
Mar 29th
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The Beach
I have this dream where I’m on a beach, and I know it well. The sun shines brighter here. The ocean is the color of my father’s eyes. I can feel the salt in the air. It sticks to my legs and arms, but I barely notice.  Down the beach, my parents are walking together, picking up shells, the waves crashing against their ankles. They seem like the kind of old friends who have known each...
Mar 29th
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“In my day, we didn’t have Twilight or The Hunger Games. We had Judy Blume...”
– moi  Brought to you by “Sally B.’s Facts of Life.” Sincerely,  Sally B. 
Mar 28th
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Mar 28th
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Mar 27th
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Mar 27th
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“That’s why I came to Alabama, to get away from ‘the girl’...”
– the boss on broken hearts Sincerely,  Sally B. 
Mar 27th
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Hunger Games: WHY AM I JUST FINDING OUT THAT THEY... →
Highlands, North Carolina is one of my favorite places on the planet. I have loved it longer than I have loved champagne, so that’s saying something. I reference it, and the many adventures which have taken place there with my favorites, all the time on this blog. Now you know. Sincerely,  Sally B.
Mar 25th
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Mar 23rd
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“I FEEL LIKE I’M IN ROAD HOUSE!”
– a comment from yours truly on the state of my workplace If I’m being honest, it’s more like a combination of Road House, Romper Room and Pee-wee’s Playhouse.  Sincerely,  Sally B.
Mar 23rd
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On drink receptacles
me: Is this your mug [pink with polka dots]?!
boss: No, that's a girl mug! ...I'd have a murse before I'd have a girl mug.
Mar 22nd
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Mar 21st
1 tag
Mar 21st
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Mar 20th
3 notes
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Mar 19th
13 notes
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Oh, so this is a thing: Draping →
Of course it is.  Sincerely,  Sally B. 
Mar 19th
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Mar 18th
3 notes
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“I love it when you’re righteously indignant.”
– boss This is completely outrageous! I never in my life!  Sincerely,  Sally B. 
Mar 16th