Sincerely, Sally B.

Cause that’s how I like to start my weekend. ...

We like to fight over a toddler that...

Me: I talked to the birthday boy today!
Mom: YOU DID?!?!
Me: I did. What? Didn't you?!
Mom: No, but I'm going to, and he's going to say my name and that he misses me the most.
Me: Fine, but I'll have you remember whose name he said first, and repeatedly, over Christmas.
Mom: Oh, shut up.

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I am sick and damn tired of you fools being uninformed. If you want to see a woman go straight...

I am a good friend. I probably had a case of the...