Sincerely, Sally B.

I used to tell people that my name was Sally J. Freedman. »

I’m not sorry.

Sincerely,

Sally B.

SEE, SUGAR IS IMPORTANT! »

I told you so.

Sincerely,

Sally B.

GPOYW - I Stepped on the Scale This Morning edition

Sincerely,

Sally B.

We've got a name for you, too.

boss: I had lunch with [redacted].
me: You mean your little bitch? 
boss: Yep.

Sans sucre

Borch: What do you do while the rest of us drink and eat junk food?

Me: I have sugar-coated wet dreams about cupcakes and champagne.

meredithbklyn:

simplyjess:

smallnmighty:

Make your own Mimosa Bar. Note to self for the thousand of upcoming bridal showers.

Ohhh I like this… good call Mal!

yummm

Sweet baby Jesus. This is about to put me over the sugar-free edge today.

P.S. You call it a bridal shower. I just call it Thursday.

Sincerely,

Sally B.

Fridays are for animals that are rappers.

Sincerely,

Sally B.

Progeny

HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO MAKE THE CASE FOR A BIRTH LICENSE.

Sincerely,

Honey Boo-boo Child… Sally B.

The Year of Ridiculous - Get Your Ass Moving

Looks like I’m back to gym ratting it again…

Fuck balls.

Sincerely,

Sally B.

Nerd Boyfriend of the Day - Harry Crane (Rich Sommer)

In honor of Mad Men announcing that its 2012 season will premiere on March 25, I present you with my not-so-secret MM crush and today’s Nerd Boyfriend of the Day, Mr. Harry Crane, aka Rich Sommer.

He’s the lime to my vodka tonic… that I’m not drinking these days.

Sincerely,

Sally B.