
Not bad, BP. Not bad.
Only took you 86 days to turn off that underwater leaky oil faucet. My 2 year-old cousin could have flown a rocket ship to the moon and dug up Jimmy Hoffa in the time it took you to cap that thing. I get it - a mile underneath the ocean is pretty far. I’ve given you the benefit of the doubt on the whole “the ocean is really deep” and “it’s pretty dark down there” and “the pressure is so extreme” thing because I work for engineers. But, as my mother would say, this is not your best work… and I know it upsets you when people say that Kevin Costner’s brother is the best man for the cleanup job.
Lemme put it to you this way: I’m not pleased about what you’ve done to my beloved Gulf. If I find one tar ball … see one oily heron… pay one more cent per gallon of gas… hear one more shrimper cry on CNN… see Tony Hayward on one more yacht with his kid… WE ARE THROUGH.
Sincerely,
Sally B.


